My girlfriend has a big screen TV that she needs to sell. It is an old one – it needs the digital converter. But it is a big, huge screen on a black cabinet. The picture is still really good. She needs the money, so if you want it, let me know and I will put you in touch with her.
So this girl and her boyfriend stole a bunch of DVDs and CDs from my house. I know it was them and I know they took them to the pawn shop. I called all the pawn shops in this area and found the one who has my stuff. So I drove over there to get them and the pawn shop owner says that it’s too bad, unless the police tell him to give them to me, I can’t have them and they are out on the shelves of the pawn shop selling for $5 a piece. Now, most of them cost me anywhere between $16 and $29 when I bought them. If the pawn shop is selling them for $5, that means he gave this girl about $2 a piece for them.
So I go to the police station and tell them what happened and they say, too bad. Nothing they can do. WTF?
There are so many different brands of hot dogs at the grocery store. It is very tempting to try all the different brands and see what the difference might be. But most of the time I buy the Ball Park brand. I know they are going to taste good, they are big and they plump up even bigger when they cook. I’m sticking to the good ones that I know already.
I know there is a commercial about a little burning sensation and that’s not what I’m talking about! This morning when I woke up, as I sat up I noticed an odd feeling in the corner of my eye. My first instinct was to rub it, and when I went into the bathroom to look in the mirror, I was shocked to see that half my eye was bright red. Evidently a bunch of the little blood vessels in the corner of my eye burst. It doesn’t hurt, but it’s ugly. Guess I will have to wait a bit and see if it gets any worse.