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Mom’s at it again

Mom sent me another joke and I just thought I would die laughing.  I had to share it with you.

Elderly Road Trip….(Remind you of anyone you know?)

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t miss them until they had been driving about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses..  All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man…He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive.  The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn’t let up one minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, ‘While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.’

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Neighbor next door

My neighbor next door has the sweetest 11 year old daughter, Kendall.  She loves to come over to my house and does as often as her mother will allow.  See, I have a computer and they don’t have one an she loves to play games online on my computer.  I always let her play as long as she wants.  She’s a huge Hanna Montana fan too which I think is great because she really writes some great songs to help young girls feel good about themselves.  Well I was looking for some new games to show her online and found a site full of Girl Games. I couldn’t wait to show her.

She usually plays different games that have to do with dressing up or cooking, you know, girl games!   I had even bought her the game Disney kitchen and she loved it but she’s about outgrown that and that’s why I was looking for more online games for her.  Her mother usually let’s her come over two or three times a week and when she does, I let her play for as long as she’s here which is usually a couple of hours before her mother calls for her to come back home.  I think my mother is going to get a laptop computer and she said she wants to give Kendall her old one if her mother will let her have it.  The only problem is I probably won’t get to see her as much then!

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American Idol

I don’t watch a lot of TV and you already know my favorite show is Dancing with the Stars but American Idol is one of my sisters favorite shows.  She always records it on her DVR so if something really good is on that show one night, she can show it to me.  Well that boy on the show…Adam something, has the best voice I have heard in a long time.  Man is he a cutie pie too.  I figured he would win the show because I thought he was the best, most versatile and had a range that would blow you away.

Guess what?  He came in second to someone that is also good but doesn’t hold a match to Adam.  I’m sorry but that’s my opinion.  I think I know why the other guy won and Adam didn’t.  I think it’s the fact that Adam may not be heterosexual, he could be homosexual but what does that have to do with the fact that the boy is amazingly talented?  Nothing at all.  He reminds me of Freddie Mercury of Queen.  He’s very flamboyant and puts on a heck of a show.  I really think it’s a shame that America is still a bit homophobic.  I have several friends that are homosexual and that has nothing to do with our friendship at all.  I love them for who they are, period!!!

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Did you watch it last night????

Well did you?  Did you watch Dancing with the stars last night?  Oh my goodness, Shawn and Mark were incredible.  I can’t wait to see who wins tonight.  The bad thing is that means the show won’t be on again for quite awhile.  I hate that.  It’s about the only thing I watch on TV other than the news and an occasional movie.  Oh well, if you missed their dance, here it is. I thought it was absolutely perfect because it not only showed some of what she has learned through out the competition but it also showed off some of her gymnastics skills. Plus, she’s just so darn cute and sweet and it’s not an act either, you can just tell.

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This is so bad in a good way!!

My best friend suggested I check out this window washer.  I absolutely loved it and thought it was just too cute not to add it to my blog.  Get ready ladies because this is the window washer of your dreams!!!

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Guard Lion

You have got to see this to believe it.  A shopkeeper was tired of being robbed, so he decided to get a guard LION!

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GREAT hair trim! I was almost fooled, too!

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Is that not the funniest thing you have seen in a long time.  I really thought it was a lion until I saw the second picture.  I wonder if it worked for him?  I hope so!!

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And God created dog

This is one of the best emails I have gotten in a long time.  I am a dog person so I loved this and the last line is exactly why I’m not a cat person.  Enjoy!!!!

The Story of Adam & Eve’s Pets

Adam and Eve said, ‘Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.’

And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.’

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal and God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail And Adam said, ‘Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.’

And God said, ‘I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.’   And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, ‘Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.’

And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.’

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.  And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat’s eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility.  And they were greatly improved. And God was pleased . . . .. . . And Dog was happy. . . . . And Cat didn’t give a shit one way or the other….

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Planning a party for the kids

I told you that Jacey’s brothers kids have a birthday coming.  Well they are planning a special birthday party.  They were thinking about a pool party since they do have a swimming pool with a cover on it that heats the water. That way the kids won’t freeze their hineys off. I told them about this web site that is a great help in party planning.  They have great suggestions on theme parties, Fathers Day parties and other types of holiday parties.  I use them all the time when I’m trying to plan a party because they have some great ideas.

Not only do they have great ideas, they have recipes too for things like a graduation cake, Fathers Day cupcake decorations and much more.  They think of all the things you wouldn’t or don’t sometimes.  They will tell you the best wine for your party, decoration ideas, menu ideas, and even decorating tips  for the party.    I have used them for bridal showers, baby showers, birthday parties and just about any type of party I was planning.  I had a great New Years Party thanks to them.  Everyone was ranting and raving saying I was such a good hostess and threw a great party.  I just smiled and said “Thank You!”

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What’s your sign

This was interesting. Chris Angel showed how this worked on one of his shows, but it was still kind of surprising when I checked out several people I knew. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign.

CAPRICORN The Go-Getter (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.

AQUARIUS – The Sweetheart (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

PISCES – The Dreamer (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don’t like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

ARIES – The Daredevil (Mar 21 – April 19)
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit Outgoing. Lose interest quickly – easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS – The Enduring One (April 20 – May 20)
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard — passionate. Expresses themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined.. Indulges themselves often. Very generous.

GEMINI – The Chatterbox (May 21 – June 20)
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express them selves. Argumentative and outspoken.. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER – The Protector (June 21 – July 22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

LEO – The Boss (July 23 – Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives – like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

VIRGO – The Perfectionist (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

LIBRA – The Harmonizer (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Can’t make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

SCORPIO – The Intense One (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

SAGITTARIUS – The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Good-natured optimist. Doesn’t want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn’t like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn’t like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined – tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn’t like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

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We had a great time last night

Jayce took me to a really nice restaurant and we had a great meal.  Then we went over to his brothers house (who just happens to be a police officer)  and played cards for a few hours.  It was nice to meet his family.  His brother is a really nice guy.  So is his wife and their two kids.  They have a boy and a girl that are just the cutest and sweetest kids I have been around for a long time.  We left a little early so the kids would go to bed but that was okay.  They were really nice to me and I really enjoyed meeting them.  In fact, we had a great evening and I hope there are many more.