Some people have all the commitment of a kamikaze pilot on his tenth mission.
If you want the last word in an argument, say “you’re right.’
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
One of the best things people can have up their sleeve is a funny bone.
A critic is one who knows the way but can’t drive the car.
What you don’t see with your eyes, don’t invent with your mouth.
An empty man is full of himself.
When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
And last but not least:
Admiration: (noun) our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.