I guess it should come as no surprise that my wife’s mad at me. After all, isn’t that what most men say from time to time? See, she has been working around the house and took down some old curtains in the dining room and put up some new ones. I didn’t notice!!
Hey, I’m a man and I have had a lot on my mind lately. Plus the curtains she took down were sort of a cream color and the ones she put up are a pale olive green. That’s not a lot of difference other than the new ones are longer than the other ones too. I just didn’t notice.
She was all happy because she had gotten them at JC Penney’s at a great discount price and wanted a pat on the back I guess. Instead, I missed my chance and now she’s mad. Guess I may as well just tell the dog to move over because I’m moving in the dog house with him. I sure hope it’s only a one dog night and not a two dog night. He’s a big German Shepherd so he should be able to keep me warm even if it is a two dog night.
Do you understand that expression, the one and two dog night? It’s an old expression on how many dogs it would take to keep you warm overnight out in the elements. A three dog night is a cold night!!