The streets were cluttered with kids going around the neighborhood searching for free candy until really late last night. I really wanted to go to bed early but the kids kept coming in waves so I answered the doorbell until almost 10 o’clock and had enough fun by thenso I turned out the porch light and brought the pumpkins inside for safety.
Earlier, there was a freaking caravan of cars lined up along the street, with the parents of the little monsters following along to make sure the kids stayed together and out of trouble. At least that’s what I’m saying is why they were in their cars. In reality, the lazy mofos were sitting their big butts in the car while the kids run up and down the walkways to make sure the kids didn’t snatched up by pervs or mugged by older kids who would steal their candy. Sick world we live in these days.
At least they kept the little monsters close so there wasn’t any vandalism. There are only two houses in my whole neighborhood that have little kids in them, so I wonder where these dozens of little monsters came from anyway.
