Look at what some young punk idiot has done to a perfectly good CLASSIC Impala! I am so enraged to see what he has done to this car! Some people obviously have way too much money and time on their hands – and no good sense, either!
Full moon
I ran into some friends today at the Tractor Supply Store. We hadn’t seen each other in a while, so we decided to have coffee together at the local diner before we all headed home again. We started talking about how tonight was the full moon and swapping stories about how the full moon sometimes effects them or people that they know.
Bob said his wife is a nurse in the local Emergency Room and that they get a lot busier during the full moon than any other time of the month. She said that they get more incidences of violence, saying the people’s tempers flare up more easily. She also claimed that more babies are born during the full moon.
Gary said that his youngest daughter gets a lot crankier than usual during the full moon, and tends to start arguments with her brothers and sisters on full moon days.
I’d heard that the police department has more people scheduled to work during the full moon too, because they have more domestic disturbance calls during the full moon. I don’t know if that’s true or not…. just something I’d heard. I think it’s an interesting idea, that the full moon effects our moods in that way.
Save Time and Money, Shop Online
We really have become a society that expects and demands instant gratification in so many ways. We have gotten to where when we find we need or want something we run right out and get it as quick a we can in order to move on to the next thing. With us growing up and living out on a farm, things move a little slower, but by having the Internet available makes it possible to speed things up just a bit and save us money along the way.
Since money is so tight everywhere alot of folks are starting to take a step back and look around for the best deal on many of the items and services that we require and have become accustomed to, before just jumping in with both feet and buying the first thing available. There are numerous websites devoted to finding deals and one of my favorite ones to check out before buying anything is http://www.savings.com. It is very easy to use and has a wide variety of ways to save money for online shoppers. This site has an “Ask, Answer & Save” page that provides you with answers from their community of deal experts to your questions that you submit, which is pretty cool. There is also a blog that you can read for useful information on savings as well.
Before I purchase anything these days I take some time to look around for the best deal that I can find. Online shoppers have so many ways to save money, the first thing I look for is free shipping, that in itself is a money saver. With gas prices once again on the rise, I don’t want to go into town for anything that I don’t have to.
More Winners
The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:
1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs
2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained
3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk
5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.
6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown
7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp
8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash
9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline
11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam
12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists
13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist
14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms
15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there
16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men
The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational
The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2 Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone(n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid..
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon(n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit(n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug(n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor(n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.
Healthline Medical Info
One of the hard things in getting older is the fact that our parents are getting older as well. It seems that I’m hearing more from friends these days about the bad health or the death of one or more of their parents. As some one that recently lost both of his parents I can relate to how horrible those times are. Seeing your parents grow old and sickly is heart breaking, something that no one looks forward to and not an easy thing to deal with.
Although modern medicine is keeping people healthier and alive longer these days, the end is always sooner or later enevatable. The Internet is playing a key role in people’s health more than ever with websites like what Healthline medical information has to offer online. Very valuable information can be found easily to assist with any type of medical issue that you can think of. The more you know about and keep informed and educated about your health the better, right. Not all doctors take the time to answer all of your questions and concerns, especially about medicines. Let’s say you were given a prescription for simvastatinwhich is a popular HMG-CoA reductase inhibitor which is used to lower cholesterol, you can go online and find out all that you need to know about that drug which can be very useful. Not all pharmacists have the time to talk to you about your prescription questions and concerns, although they can be a very valuable resource as well.
Jay Leno
One of the better acts on Jay Leno’s Tonight Show is his Jay Walking. I can only hope that these people are set up to act so ignorant and embarrassing. It does crack me up though, I have to say. I don’t usually stay up late enough to watch any of the late night talk shows but when I do it is always The Tonight Show on NBC.
The Evening News
I used to watch the news at least once a day, if not more, since you can almost always find a news program on 24 hours a day with pay TV in so many homes and businesses. But the past year or so I have gotten so disgusted with all the bad news overwhelming the majority of these news programs and I’ve stayed away from watching them. I can find anything that I need online, when I have the need and the time to digest it.
Not Too Old To Learn About The Stock and Online Trading
Now I know that I don’t look or act the type of guy that would be interested in Mobile Trading, IRA Accounts and all the other things that tie into what Online Trading is all about these days. But I’ve heard so much about Stock Trading from a variety of folks that have found alternative ways to bring a decent income in such a screwed up economy that we have all found ourselves suffering from. With no light seemingly in sight at the end of this ever growing tunnel it is all too overwhelming and people are getting more desperate with each passing day, I’m sorry to say.
I’ve had, in the past, Mutual Funds, so I’m familiar with this type of financial gamble that I personally lost a good amount of my hard earned money in a matter of months. But Stock Trading and the use of an Online Broker are just a bit more over my head and I’d really like to start learning more about all of these Stock!s, Options, EFTs and Fixed Incomes for a starter I have a distant cousin who has consented to come over either Saturday or Sunday of next weekend and spend some time with me on my laptop and show me some of the ropes that he has been learning and finding out about the last 9 months or so. Even my eldest sister might join us to listen in and find out for herself in case she becomes interested as well. It is something that we could do together and learn together and possibly earn some money together. We will see how it pans out after the first initial meeting, so to speak.
A Biker Joke For You Today
Bruce , a tough looking biker was riding his motorcycle when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
“What are you doing?” he asks. “I’m going to commit a suicide,” she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity he asked “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?”
So, she does. After she’s finished, Bruce the biker says, “Hell Darling, That was the best kiss I have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! on earth are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl……”