Bruce , a tough looking biker was riding his motorcycle when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
“What are you doing?” he asks. “I’m going to commit a suicide,” she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity he asked “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?”
So, she does. After she’s finished, Bruce the biker says, “Hell Darling, That was the best kiss I have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! on earth are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl……”