Category: rants and raves

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Do you believe in life after death?

That’s an interesting question don’t you think?  Well I heard a cute little joke the other day that was about that very thing.  I hope you enjoy it!!

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact, “Marion … Marion”

“Is that you, Bob?”

“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”

“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”

“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course…I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you’d be proud – lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to golf course again. Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep, and then the next day it starts all over again”

“Oh, Bob, you must be in Heaven!”

“Not exactly…I’m a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona..”

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I love fashion!!

I have decided to open a clothing store, especially since I found where to get wholesale clothing that not only look great, but are in the latest styles.  Fashion wholesale , I know that will definitely make my new store take off.

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I love to read

I don’t just mean books either. Magazine subscriptions are what fill most of my reading needs. If it’s something I’m interested in, I have a subscription to a magazine that relates to what ever it is.  No I’m not one of those old ladies that only reads magazines about health or decorating or even cooking.

In fact, this is where I found my absolute favorite magazine.  “The Economist Magazine Subscription” is the best subscription I have ever gotten but that’s my opinion.  I have really learned a great deal about what’s going on in Washington and around the world as far as that’s concerned.  There’s some very interesting reading there.

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Words to live by!!!!

A turkey was chatting with a bull. ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’ ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.’ The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree..

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there..

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This is one of my favorite places to shop

If you’re like me, you love to shop but hate to pay full price for anything you buy.  I keep looking until I can find the best possible prices on the items I find myself in need of or just happen to want at that time.  A lady has a right to just want something new from time to time, right?  Heck yeah I’m right.  Like yesterday, I was in my parlor and decided it was time for a new rug. Have you seen just how much a quality rug costs?  Well the price I found was one that made me so happy I had to celebrate.  You know how we are in New Orleans, we celebrate everything.

Well now if you’re going to have a celebration, that means you will need a new dress or two and some new jewelry to go with it. You can’t show up to a celebration in the same old thing you wore the last time you celebrated something, now can you?  Well you might be able to but I sure can’t. I found all sorts of stuff and also found more reasons to celebrate so how about that.  I’ll never buy from a local store again. I like online shopping.

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Are you one that frequents pawn shops?

I love pawn shops.  You can find some really great deals on stuff that people have pawned in need of money for one reason or another.  These days, that reason or another just might be that they lost their job and are trying to keep food in the house or just plain old keep their house.  I guess in sort of a round about way, pawn shops help people to survive.

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My niece just graduated with honors

I’m sure you can just imagine how very proud our whole family is of my niece graduating high school with honors.  She’s not only a beautiful girl on the inside and outside but she has brains too.  Beauty and brains, that’s a winning combination if you ask me.  I wanted to give her something special for her graduation and Seiko Watches just happens to be one of my favorite things to give on special occasions like this. Not only are they useful, but they are of the finest you can buy.  I wanted her to know just how proud I am and I think this watch will tell her just that.

She’s got a very bright future ahead of her and starts college this fall.  Well a great time piece will help her to be on time for all of her classes and also show that she has class too.  It took me awhile to pick out just the perfect Seiko Watch for her but when I found it, I knew this one was the one.  She’s a very small and dainty girl but has also gotten over 5 deer too so she’s an all around kind of girl.  What do you think of this watch I chose for her?  I think it’s perfect.

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What an amazing talent

Everyone knows that New Orleans is known for it’s Cajun food.  Most everyone knows who Hank Williams is too and if not, they know who Hank Williams Jr. is.  Well I found this video and could not believe what I was seeing and hearing.  It’s of Hank Williams Jr. and his 5 year old son on stage.  This little fella is playing a button accordion and singing his grandfathers song ‘Jambalaya’.  I had to share it with you!!  Enjoy!!!

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How to hug a baby….by the family dog

If this isn’t the cutest thing you have ever seen, then you need to send whatever it is that is cuter than this.

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby

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2. Second, be sure that the object you found was

indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

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3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

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4. The ‘paw slide’

Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

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5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute

the difficult and patented ‘hug, smile, and lean’ so as to achieve the best photo quality.

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Have you heard about this?

This is just about the funniest thing I have ever heard or read.  It’s a good lesson in “Think before you speak” and that’s a lesson we all have to keep learning unfortunately!!

This one had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow, but don’t get any? We had a female news anchor who,the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked:

So Bob, where’s that 8 inches you promised me last night?

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!