Machelle Has Her Say
Someone just sent me the cutest little angel. It says if you pass it on, you’ll receive money but who the heck believes all of that whoey? I guess it could happen but not because someone sent you this adorable little angel and you passed it on. I just wanted you to see the angel. She’s just too darn cute!!!
Is that not just the cutest thing you have ever seen?
Well one of my waitresses just told me the funniest joke and I wanted to share it with you. I didn’t realize what the end was going to be until she told me and I almost fell off of my bar stool laughing. I hope it at least brings a smile to your face too. Smiles are good for your soul you know!
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out ‘Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a’ so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills..
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final ‘Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!’ and rode off.
‘What did you do to get that Indian so excited?’ asked the service-station attendant. ‘Nothing,’ the woman answered. ‘I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn’t fall off.’
‘Lady,’ the attendant said, ‘Indians don’t use saddles’
I’m sure you can just imagine how very proud our whole family is of my niece graduating high school with honors. She’s not only a beautiful girl on the inside and outside but she has brains too. Beauty and brains, that’s a winning combination if you ask me. I wanted to give her something special for her graduation and Seiko Watches just happens to be one of my favorite things to give on special occasions like this. Not only are they useful, but they are of the finest you can buy. I wanted her to know just how proud I am and I think this watch will tell her just that.
She’s got a very bright future ahead of her and starts college this fall. Well a great time piece will help her to be on time for all of her classes and also show that she has class too. It took me awhile to pick out just the perfect Seiko Watch for her but when I found it, I knew this one was the one. She’s a very small and dainty girl but has also gotten over 5 deer too so she’s an all around kind of girl. What do you think of this watch I chose for her? I think it’s perfect.
Everyone knows that New Orleans is known for it’s Cajun food. Most everyone knows who Hank Williams is too and if not, they know who Hank Williams Jr. is. Well I found this video and could not believe what I was seeing and hearing. It’s of Hank Williams Jr. and his 5 year old son on stage. This little fella is playing a button accordion and singing his grandfathers song ‘Jambalaya’. I had to share it with you!! Enjoy!!!
I have a lot of trouble sleeping at night sometimes so I decided to totally redo my bedroom. First I decided to paint the walls a soothing blue color since I heard that you sleep better in a blue bedroom or at least with a blue blanket. Then I decided I needed a whole new bed. Well I go to my trusty computer and start searching for beds. Man did I come up with a long list of sites for beds but the one that really caught my eye was a web site in the UK.
My bedroom is rather large but storage space has always been a problem since I tend to be a bit of a pack rat. I have old quilts from as far back as my great-grandmothers hand sewn quilts and they are very important to me. Well what I found was called a ‘Tuscany Ottoman Bed Frame’. It’s a leather bed but the best part of it is the whole bed lifts up to reveal storage under the mattress. I don’t fully understand converting the UK’s money into our money and I’m not sure if they will even ship it to the States but I sure hope so. I absolutely love that bed. Well I gotta get back to looking and seeing if they will ship here.
If this isn’t the cutest thing you have ever seen, then you need to send whatever it is that is cuter than this.
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
1. First, uh, find a baby
2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
4. The ‘paw slide’
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented ‘hug, smile, and lean’ so as to achieve the best photo quality.
This is just about the funniest thing I have ever heard or read. It’s a good lesson in “Think before you speak” and that’s a lesson we all have to keep learning unfortunately!!
This one had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow, but don’t get any? We had a female news anchor who,the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked:
So Bob, where’s that 8 inches you promised me last night?
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!
Here’s one of the most important messages ever about growing old!!
Well shit, I forgot what I was going to tell you!!!
Maybe I’ll remember what I was going to tell you later and I’ll come back and fill you full of wisdom.
It could happen!!!!
Anywhere there are people, there will be mosquitoes! I hate those little blood sucking varmints. Boy have I found the answer to stopping them too. It’s called a Mosquito Magnet and it attracts and kill mosquitoes. All you have to do is go to mosquitomagnet.com and learn more about the product.
It uses a product called lurex and other things to bring the mosquitoes into the trap so it can kill them. From the information I read on their web site, this is the way to go if you have a mosquito problem and I don’t know many people that don’t. Oh and they have great support for you once you purchase one of their products so there’s no fear of poor customer service with them and that can be hard to find in this day in time.
Some of my employees were playing around with my computer and found this lady called “The Fruitcake Lady” and told me that I was on YouTube, that I had to come and see. Well that’s not really me but she sure sounds like me when she answers the questions people are asking her. She’s a pistol and full of it, if you catch my drift. Hang on because here she is!!!