I have a strange sense of humor

I thought these were the funniest comics I have seen in a long time.  I sure hope you get at least a smile from them.  There’s nothing better than passing on a smile, now is there?  Besides, it’s time for a little humor, don’t you think?

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Jimmy Buffet the author

I have always enjoyed the tropical type music that Jimmy Buffet is so well known for producing and I have heard that he has written some books lately, but have never seemed to be able to come upon any of his books until just recently.

So I was thrilled to find one of his books called “A Salty Piece of Land” at my favorite used book store, and for only $2 and I’ve really enjoyed the reading of it this past week. I’m glad that inside of the book it tells me the names of his other books that I will need to see if I can find at a good bargain also. I’m especially interesting in finding the one entitled “A Pirate Looks At Fifty”, if I can’t find it locally then I guess I could always look on-line and see if I can find it somewhere out there in cyber-world, for cheap.

Great Game System

Have you seen the new types of video game systems and games they have come out with lately? I’m sure you have unless you live under a rock or don’t have children. They actually make a kid get off his rear and move. Some of the kids of the people that work for me have a Nintendo Wii and an even better system has been born to get kids up and moving. The technology, graphics, and imagination that have gone into not only the system but also the games is mind boggling.

They are even starting to put them in Nursing homes to get the elderly moving. Heck I got one for myself to help me get my ‘girly figure’ back. Fat chance of that but it will help me feel better and I just might drop a few pounds too.

Say it isn’t so!!!

I couldn’t believe my ears when I heard this.  See I have been watching this since I can remember and even before it was on television, I listened to it on the radio.  No I’m not telling my age, my mother listened to it when I was a baby so I had to have heard it too.  Say it isn’t so!!!

After 72 years, the soap opera ‘The Guiding Light’ is going off.  I guess someone finally turned the switch off.  Don’t believe me?  Well here’s the proof:

The soap opera “Guiding Light” is switching off after a 72-year run that predates television.

CBS says the show will have its final episode in September. Like most daytime dramas, “Guiding Light” has suffered from declining ratings and CBS is looking for a lower-cost alternative to the hour of programming.

The Guinness Book of World Records has cited it as the longest-running television drama.

It began as a 15-minute serial on NBC Radio in January 1937 and debuted on CBS television in 1952, focusing on the Bauer family of Springfield.

Related: Full episodes and clips from “Guiding Light”

Boy have I learned a lot

You know, people thought I was crazy when I decided to start my blog.  Mostly because I hardly knew how to turn on a computer much less any more than that but boy have I learned a lot and most of it I learned on the Internet too.   Well I had some help from my little computer geek as I like to call him.  He’s the one that talked me into doing this blog and I’m so glad I did too.  It’s like having a friend I can talk to when ever I want and one that listens at that.

 

Mask

Do you remember the movie ‘Mask?’  It is one of my favorite movies and I haven’t seen it in years.  Well it was just on the other night and I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed watching it again even though I have seen it more times than I can remember.  I have been a huge fan of Cher for years but my favorite actor is also in it.

Sam Elliott is the one man that just floats my boat and all he would have to do is talk to me and I would be in heaven.  Oh he has to at least have that mustache or I can’t watch a movie he’s in.  Sam with facial hair and that voice, oh honey, that’s a MAN!!!  I first saw him in the movie ‘Lifeguard’ and instantly fell in love.  If you’ve never seen either of these movies, please do!!!  Especially if you’re a Sam Elliott fan, they are both well worth it!

Safe boating

I grew up with water and boats being a daily part of my life.  Living in New Orleans, there is plenty of water to enjoy, fish, or what ever you like to do on the water.  I have also seen some terrible boating accidents too.  Being on the water can be fun and too many times, people want to ‘party’ on the water as part of their fun.  All too many times, that type of fun can turn into a tragedy in the blink of an eye.  We have laws against drinking and driving a car and a lot of states now have the same laws for operating a boat and drinking too.  I personally think this is a really good idea.

If you have ever seen a boating accident due to someone drinking, you’ll be glad there are Boating OUI laws too. Stop and think about it, in a car you have air bags, seat belts and all of that medal around you. In a boat, you don’t have any of those things so there is a very good chance that someone will drown from the accident. I’m one person who thinks this is a great law and hope that all states have it too. But that’s my opinion.

Surprise on Dancing with the Stars last night

The man that invented Apple computers might be one of the smartest men around but he can’t dance!!  Some people were born to dance and this isn’t one of them but surprisingly enough, he remained on the show after the first elimination.  I was surprised to see that Belinda Carlisle was in the bottom 2 along side of the Apple guy.  I can’t remember his name to save my hiney, sorry Apple guy!!!

Anyway, Belinda Carlisle was the one booted off last night and I thought she was a much, much better dancer than he was.  I have to admit that he is fun to watch because of his sheer thrill of being there but that doesn’t take the place of having the ability to dance.  Oh well, I don’t see him making it past next weeks elimination.

It’s about time I would say!!!

Anna Nicole Smith died over 2 years ago and finally they are doing something about it.  She died of an accidental drug overdose.  There were three people responsible for this tragedy that left a beautiful baby girl without her mother.  Howard K. Stern and two doctors all gave Anna Nicole Smith the drugs and all should be charged with her death.  They did arrest each of them but I’m not sure to what extent they were charged.

Shame on the doctors who gave this woman the amount of drugs they did.  Yes I know she needed something to help her through the loss of her beloved son just 3 days after she gave birth to her daughter.  That’s enough to make any woman lose it for quite awhile but these people should have helped her and not drugged her like they did.  I am so against “Just give them a pill and it’ll be better.”  Sometimes it does take a pill but it takes love more than a pill and Howard was supposed to love her.  Yeah, he loved her money and the fact that she was arm candy for him.

How stars stay skinny

Well  guess if you are a star, you want to stay skinny no matter what the price.  Well here’s how they do it.  They have the money to pay a private chef to make them skinny.  I guess I’ll just have to stay the way I am because they spend more on their chef than I do on food in a year.  Must be nice.

What stars really eat

Stars pay to eat right. And they pay big. A full-time private celebrity chef earns an annual salary of up to $150,000 plus health benefits; the average rate for such chefs in Los Angeles not on salary is about $350 to $500 per day. And the grocery budget?

“There is no budget,” says Suyai Steinhauer, a former contestant on “Top Chef” and now a natural-foods chef with celebrity clients in L.A. “The higher famous people are on the food chain, the more they spend on the ingredients they eat.”

The interview for such a job is anything but typical. Consultations cover the basics: the celeb’s favorite foods and dietary preferences (whether vegetarian, no red meat, no green M&M’s, etc.), the chef’s food philosophies, and beyond.

“One of my clients is a world-famous clothing designer who cares more about the looks of her chef than the taste of the food,” says Christian Paier, CEO of Beverly Hills-headquartered Private Chefs Inc., whose 2,000 chefs have cooked for stars like Cameron Diaz, Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and Brooke Shields, among others. “The designer has business meetings in her house, so it’s very important to her that everyone in the home has a thin, model look to maintain her company’s image. Before sending chefs over, I sent over head shots.”

Celebrities’ meal requests change as often as the latest diet books do. Right now, the biggest demands are for raw-foods chefs (like Jill Pettijohn, who has worked for stars like Drew Barrymore and Nicole Kidman). And chefs specializing in macrobiotics-the grain-and-vegetable-based diet that severely limits dairy, meat, sugars, preservatives, refined flours, and refined salt-are popular with stars like Gwyneth Paltrow.

“Macrobiotics is hot,” Paier says. “I have a bunch of brothers who are all actors and have their own macrobiotic chef. There’s also a female singer who hires a macrobiotic chef when she tours, because the diet gives her great energy.”

A chef to the stars has to deal not only with the demands of his or her client, but with those of the celeb’s friends and colleagues, too. Paier spent eight years cooking for an A-lister living in Bel-Air, whose dinner parties required some serious reconnaissance.

“Any time you work in a high-profile home, there’s a book containing the allergies and food likes and dislikes of all their friends,” Paier explains. “When I’d cook a dinner party for 15 A-listers, the book would say 12 of them had allergies I had to work the menu around.” But, he adds, “they were rarely real allergies. They were usually just things people didn’t want to eat, like cucumbers and beef.”

In addition, Paier often had to contact the personal chef of each guest to find out if there were other dietary restrictions. “If the guest was on, say, a macrobiotic diet,” Paier says, “his or her personal chef would come and drop off spices or macrobiotic salts I didn’t already have.”