THE 5 STAGES OF A FEMALE’S LIFE
1. To Grow Up
2. To Fill Out
3. To Slim Down
4. To Hold It In
AND
5. To Heck with it
Yup that’s me at number five, just to heck with it. How about you????
Have you seen this little angel?
Someone just sent me the cutest little angel. It says if you pass it on, you’ll receive money but who the heck believes all of that whoey? I guess it could happen but not because someone sent you this adorable little angel and you passed it on. I just wanted you to see the angel. She’s just too darn cute!!!
Is that not just the cutest thing you have ever seen?
Yeeeehaaaa!
Well one of my waitresses just told me the funniest joke and I wanted to share it with you. I didn’t realize what the end was going to be until she told me and I almost fell off of my bar stool laughing. I hope it at least brings a smile to your face too. Smiles are good for your soul you know!
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out ‘Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a’ so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills..
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final ‘Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!’ and rode off.
‘What did you do to get that Indian so excited?’ asked the service-station attendant. ‘Nothing,’ the woman answered. ‘I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn’t fall off.’
‘Lady,’ the attendant said, ‘Indians don’t use saddles’
What an amazing talent
Everyone knows that New Orleans is known for it’s Cajun food. Most everyone knows who Hank Williams is too and if not, they know who Hank Williams Jr. is. Well I found this video and could not believe what I was seeing and hearing. It’s of Hank Williams Jr. and his 5 year old son on stage. This little fella is playing a button accordion and singing his grandfathers song ‘Jambalaya’. I had to share it with you!! Enjoy!!!
Have you heard about this?
This is just about the funniest thing I have ever heard or read. It’s a good lesson in “Think before you speak” and that’s a lesson we all have to keep learning unfortunately!!
This one had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow, but don’t get any? We had a female news anchor who,the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked:
So Bob, where’s that 8 inches you promised me last night?
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!
Very Important message
Here’s one of the most important messages ever about growing old!!
Well shit, I forgot what I was going to tell you!!!
Maybe I’ll remember what I was going to tell you later and I’ll come back and fill you full of wisdom.
It could happen!!!!
Hey, she sounds like me!!!
Some of my employees were playing around with my computer and found this lady called “The Fruitcake Lady” and told me that I was on YouTube, that I had to come and see. Well that’s not really me but she sure sounds like me when she answers the questions people are asking her. She’s a pistol and full of it, if you catch my drift. Hang on because here she is!!!
Having a bad day??
This is about the funniest video I have ever seen. At the end, I could see myself doing something like that!!! I just know you’re going to love this. I sure did!!! But one thing……………I wonder if he had on clean underwear? If he did, I bet they weren’t clean after this!!
Do you remember the Moody Blues?
Who could forget them. I’m sitting here listening to Sirius Radio on my TV and it’s an all 70’s channel. Well Nights in White Satin just came on and that is one of my favorite songs by them. Tuesday Afternoon was another favorite. They were one of the best groups from back in the 70’s if you ask me.
In fact, I think some of the best music ever came out of the 70’s. They had meaning and said something instead of all of this darn boom-boom crap you hear today but that’s an old ladies opinion and may not be yours. If not, just listen to music from the 70’s sometime and you’ll understand.
Do you like to go camping?
I absolutely love camping. In fact, I have a small RV that I always take when I visit friends so I won’t be in their way if you know what I mean. I had been looking for RV Awnings because mine didn’t have one and they’re nice to have so you can sit outside and not burn up in the hot Texas or Louisiana sun. I learned a long time ago that when I need something for my RV, I can usually find it on this web site. They haven’t let me down yet and I can’t say that about every other place I have checked out either here or online.