Party Hearty!

Mardi Gras this weekend! Let the good times, roll! We need a reason to get dressed up, eat and drink merrily, and enjoy ourselves with parades, music and fun parties!

mardi gras mask

Got Issues?

I’ve had great fun poking around YouTube and watching dozens of videos. I happened to notice that there is a contest underway for kids who want to promote a worthy cause by filming a video about their favorite issue(s). This is only for kids to enter, but there are some very talented kids out there. I can’t wait to see what they come up with, and see which ones win.

Now why can’t I find one like this?

This is the kind of man I have looked for my whole life and they just aren’t around.  Do you have any idea where I can find one?  If you do, let me know, okay?  It would be nice if he looked a little better than this guy.

Happy Halloween Y’all

Well it’s about time for those cute little ones to come knocking on your door in their costumes saying “Trick or Treat” when you answer the door, just hoping for a piece or two……..more like a hand full………..of candy.  What I love more than that is dressing up too and scaring the pants off of those little darlins when they ring the door bell!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN Y’ALL!!!!

I just love Maxine!!

I got this from my sister because she thinks Maxine and I are a lot alike.  Well after reading this one, I have to agree!  I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Maxine on – Retirement as a Wal-Mart Greeter

Maxine

Unfortunately, as I have gotten older, I have become a little less sensitive. So, after trying my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, last weekend (a good find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day……

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, coyote ugly, nasty woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’

The ugly, nasty woman stopped yelling long enough to say, ‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?’

So I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am. I just find it hard to believe you got laid twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’

My 25 year old supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work…….. soooo maybe I’ll go fishing.

Man trouble

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now… I never looked at it this way before but have you ever notice how it seems that all or at least most of a womens problems start with MEN?

Woman has Man in it;    Mrs. has Mr. in it;

Female has Male in it;    She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

MENtal illness    MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown    MENopause

GUYnecologist

AND .. When we have REAL trouble, it’s a HISterectomy. To honor all of the ‘MEN’ here’s a picture of the husband of the year just to prove the ‘Man Trouble we tend to have:

Husband of the year

The winner of the husband-n-wife of the year is ………. ‘Scotland’  Ya gotta love the Scottish.  The Scottish are true romantics. Look, he’s even holding her hand.  Looks like my kinda guy………..not!!!!

Don’t you just love good T-shirts?

I’m a T-shirt and jeans kinda lady most of the time.  One of my favorite is my collection of Nirvana T-shirts. Does that surprise you? Well I like all kinds of music and T-shirts.  You just have to make sure that what you’re getting is of high quality or they won’t last.

All women love this

I don’t care how heavy or how skinny a woman is, all women love lingerie.  Well everyone knows that women love clothes so what makes you think that they don’t consider lingerie as clothes?  Well that’s what they are after all.  They just happen to be clothes you wear to bed.  Now even at my age, I still love nice sexy lingerie even if I only wear it for myself.  There’s just something about it that makes me sleep better.  I also have sweeter dreams than I do in flannel.  I’m not a flannel kinda woman.

I always order mine online because of the great selection they have.  Not to mention, they also have Halloween costumes too.  You all know how we love to dress up in costumes down here in New Orleans so these costumes are not like the ones you might buy in a department store.  They’re more for that someone special you might be sharing Halloween with but you gotta love them even if you’re alone.  They carry everything from French Maid costumes to Cheerleader costumes to even Super Hero costumes.  Imagine the fun you could have playing ‘Trick or Treat’ in one of their costumes?  Now I just need someone to ‘Trick or Treat’.