Machelle Has Her Say
This is a new roller coaster in Ohio. I don’t know about you but there is no way in heaven’s name that I would ever get on that thing. Just look at these pictures and you’ll see why. The last picture tells it all!!!
See what I mean!!! There is no way possible to get me on that thing.
I know that some people take offense to the term ‘Geek’ but I sure don’t see why. After all, if you are a Geek, chances are you make a lot of money or have the potential to make a lot of money anyway. I would much rather be a ‘Geek’ than any of the other names kids call each other. Well, here’s one Geek you will definitely want on you side if you are looking for web hosting. They have done most or all of the work for you so that saves you time, and lots of it. By the time it would take for you to find out the information they already give you on this one site, you would probably be so mixed up that you wouldn’t remember which one was the best for what. I would be anyway.
If you’re looking for a dedicated server, they’ll let you know who is the best. One things for sure, I wouldn’t even know where to start looking for one of those because I don’t even know what that is. That’s one of the reasons I keep my own personal computer ‘Geek’ around. He knows more about computers and the Internet than I would ever be able to learn. That’s one of the ‘joy’s of youth’ you know.
Anyway, did you know that you could even find green hosting? It’s true. You all know that ‘Going Green’ is the huge thing now and how in the world a web site host can be ‘Green’ is beyond me but I think that’s wonderful. When I need a new host, I think I’ll got with a green one to. After all, we all gotta do what we gotta do for our planet since we’re the ones that messed it up in the first place.
That’s an interesting question don’t you think? Well I heard a cute little joke the other day that was about that very thing. I hope you enjoy it!!
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact, “Marion … Marion”
“Is that you, Bob?”
“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”
“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”
“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course…I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you’d be proud – lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to golf course again. Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep, and then the next day it starts all over again”
“Oh, Bob, you must be in Heaven!”
“Not exactly…I’m a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona..”
One of my waitresses showed me this video and I must admit, it is too funny. Now I think by now you should know me well enough to know that I am not prejudice or anything like that at all so please no bad comments. After you watch this, you will think it’s funny too no matter what the color of the person. I hope you will anyway. By the way, the waitress that showed me this is black herself.
No matter if you like Ted Nugents music or not, I can’t argue with his philosophy when it comes to gun control. I must warn you there are some pretty harsh words but I agree with him. We have become too soft on repeat offenders. Just listen with an open mind and maybe you’ll hear what he is saying.
Boy do I hate to go to a doctor and end up feeling like a number or like I just got my pocket picked. Unfortunately a lot of doctors have lost their sense of humanity and here’s a prime example for you I got in an email:
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor’s office should appreciate this! Doesn’t it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here’s what happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: ‘Shingles.’ So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, ‘Shingles.’ So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, ‘Shingles.’ So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, ‘Shingles.’ The doctor asked, ‘Where?’ Bubba said, ‘Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload ’em??’
I’m still laughing!!
I have decided to open a clothing store, especially since I found where to get wholesale clothing that not only look great, but are in the latest styles. Fashion wholesale , I know that will definitely make my new store take off.
My niece lives here in New Orleans and has decided she wants to open her own business instead of just working for someone else. She’s a smart cookie so I know what ever she goes after will do very well. In fact, she’s been checking into a party supply franchise. How smart is that when she’s in the party capital of the world? Pretty darn smart if you ask me. Sure there are other stores that carry party supplies but she’s done her homework and found a franchise that is all over the world.
Party Land has been in business for 23 years so that’s a pretty darn good track record if you ask me. There are a lot of businesses that haven’t made it nearly that long, even with franchises. Why Party Land and why party supplies? Well with the economy off like it is, people everywhere are finding more and more reasons to celebrate. Not to mention that the birthday parties are being done at home now instead of somewhere else and people want to make those parties memorable and special. I think she’s on to something if you ask me. The more people find to celebrate and be with their families, the better I say!!
All you are hearing on the news or I guess I should say Entertainment shows is that everyone is wondering who is the father of Michael Jackson’s kids? Well I’ll tell you who that is. It’s Michael. It doesn’t matter at all who is the biological father, that’s just DNA. Michael was those children’s father from the time they were babies until he died and therefor, he’s their father.
There are some things that the media just needs to keep their noses out of and children’s lives and pain are one of the most important things they need to leave alone. These beautiful children have lost their father and all anyone wants to do is talk about who really created these children. God created them and gave them as a gift to Michael and he treated them as just that, a wonderful gift!!
Back when I was a young lady, you would go to a local function, meet a guy, and he would maybe call you sometime through the week. Now the only local functions there are it seems are at the unemployment office. You can’t even go to church to meet someone. Some of the young people here at work told me I needed to find someone to date or a new friend. I told them I have plenty of friends thank you very much. Well it seems that’s not the kind of friends they meant. I haven’t dated in years so what makes them think I would want to start now.
They even told me I needed to maybe check out an online dating service like Perfect Match. Me go online to find a date? They must be out of their minds but then they told me about eHarmony and how they really try to match you with someone that is right for you. They said that there is even a dating site called Chemistry.com. The best thing they told me was to check out the site where they tell you all about all of these sites so you can choose the one or two that you think you just might find Mr. Right. Isn’t technology amazing?