All women love this

I don’t care how heavy or how skinny a woman is, all women love lingerie.  Well everyone knows that women love clothes so what makes you think that they don’t consider lingerie as clothes?  Well that’s what they are after all.  They just happen to be clothes you wear to bed.  Now even at my age, I still love nice sexy lingerie even if I only wear it for myself.  There’s just something about it that makes me sleep better.  I also have sweeter dreams than I do in flannel.  I’m not a flannel kinda woman.

I always order mine online because of the great selection they have.  Not to mention, they also have Halloween costumes too.  You all know how we love to dress up in costumes down here in New Orleans so these costumes are not like the ones you might buy in a department store.  They’re more for that someone special you might be sharing Halloween with but you gotta love them even if you’re alone.  They carry everything from French Maid costumes to Cheerleader costumes to even Super Hero costumes.  Imagine the fun you could have playing ‘Trick or Treat’ in one of their costumes?  Now I just need someone to ‘Trick or Treat’.

This is too funny, you gotta admit!

Don’t you just love these types of photos?  This one is priceless..

When you are faking a pose for a camera photo opportunity with the American flag, —-

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At least get the phone turned in the right direction!!!  And you might want to get a flag that isn’t so wrinkled too. Don’t you think? I sure do.

This is good to know!!

A lot of kids have trouble with math.  One of my waitresses sons is one of those kids.  What he really needs is math help, you know, like a tutor. Tutors can be expensive though and this little lady is doing good to get by now.  As luck would have it, I found free math help online for the little fella.  No she does not have a computer but I sure do and would be glad to let him use it to better his math grades.  I had no idea that you could find online math tutoring but you can.

One of the great things about this online math tutor is they can help children from grades K-12.  Even college students can get online math help if they need it.   I once knew a lady that did reading tutoring and she charged $25 an hour.  That’s a lot of money for a tutor but that was also a long time ago.  It’s probably more like $50 an hour now I bet.  This is a great service for students and parents to have free online math tutoring if you ask me.  Our children need all the help they can get to have a good education after all.

Ellen on Idol?

Wait a minute!!  Shouldn’t someone have talent in singing or something like that to be a judge on American Idol?  Well I have never known Ellen Degeneres to sing, dance or even act that well so how do they expect her to be a judge?

Besides, wouldn’t there be a chance she might be biased towards women?  I don’t know but I have never really cared for her very much anyway.  I like Paula Abdul much better than Ellen but we’re all allowed to have our own opinion, right?????

Don’t you love to travel?

Throughout my lifetime, traveling is one of the things I have enjoyed the most.  I have been to Ireland, England, Japan and many more places but the one place I have yet to go is Egypt.  That has been a life long dream.  Why haven’t I been there before now?  That’s a good question so I checked into Egypt holidays to remedy that.  I was surprised just how affordable it was.  I expected to find out is was more than I could afford right now but a holiday in egypt is very reasonable.

All of the trips I’m looking at depart from the UK but that’s okay too because I can visit a cousin I have that lives there.  I could spend a little time with her and then head off for one of many holidays as they say in England.  Now I just have to decide exactly where in Egypt I want to travel.  There are a lot of resorts to choose from like Marsa Alam, Sharm el Sheikh, Luxor, Taba, Hurghada and El Gouna.  Marsa Alam, El Gouna, and Hurghada are all part of the Red Sea Diving holiday package.  That sounds lovely to me except for I’m not much into diving.  Sharm el Sheikh and Hurghada both are part of just the Red Sea Holiday.  That suits me better.  They have beautiful beached on the Red Sea plus many Red Sea hotels offering luxury spa and health treatments.  That’s what I’m looking for.  Nothing like taking a holiday and coming home feeling alive and refreshed.  I’ll have to give one of them a try.

I want one of these

You know how a lot of homes have a sign in their yard with ADT or Brinks Security or one of the many other alarm systems that is installed in their home?  Well a lot of those homes still get broken into but I have found a sigh that just might help stop some of the home break-ins.

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This is not good

A friend of mine just called me and told me that a guy he works with was sent home because it seems that he might have been exposed to the Swine Flu over the holiday weekend.  It seems that a little girl tested positive for it after the cookout he attended.  Now everyone that he works with is a bit worried.  I don’t know if he has to have the symptoms to pass it along or just be exposed to pass it along.  Something to think about though.

I love clothes

Speaking of plus sized clothes, I love clothes.  Yes I’m a plus size girl but if you look around, there are far more plus sized women than there are those tiny little things.  Men used to prefer a woman with a full figure because as my grandfather used to say, ‘You don’t have to shake the sheets to find them.’  He must not have had to ever do that with Grandma because they had 10 children.

 

Are you worried?

All of this talk about the swine flu has really got me worried.  The last thing any of us here needs is something like that and then give it to everyone else in my place.  That would be awful.  Especially since one of my girls is expecting.  The last thing I would want is for her baby to look like this just because she got swine flu while she was pregnant.

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I know it…………..I’m awful aren’t I?  Well you gotta admit it’s funny!!

Halloween will be here before long

Living in New Orleans, we don’t really need a reason to dress up in a costume to celebrate.  It’s common place here as many of you know.  But since Halloween will be here before you know it, I thought I might let you in on something really neat I found.  Halloween is not just for children.  Adults like to dress up too you know.  Well I found some plus size costumes that look great.  Not everyone is a size ‘nothing’ you know and at least this site realizes that and helps us full figured girls out.

Everyone knows one of the most fun parts of dressing up for a celebration like Halloween, is getting to wear wigs .  You can be anyone you want with a wig on.  I have always wanted long blond hair even though my hair is almost black and you can even find a long blond wig on here.  Really I have always wanted to dress as Lady Godiva but that wouldn’t work at my age.  I’ll just have to stick with Marilyn Monroe or Mortisha is more like it in all reality.  Okay, I’ll come clean, Grandma-ma from the Adams family is more like what I would look like today but that’s okay.  I can still enjoy the costumes.