Have a chance to go to the movies. Not sure which one I want to pay to see on the big screen. I really want to watch Avatar, but should I see the 3 d version or the regular version? Should I pay extra to watch it on the IMAX screen or just the regular version? I can’t decide. If I just watch the regular version and save my money, I can probably save enough from this one to pay for a second regular movie next weekend.
Summer Reruns
Not that I get much opportunity to watch much television these days, but when I do get a chance I really hate it when I tune into a summer rerun. This year there promises to be several new series that I’ve been seeing and hearing about. It will be refreshing.
Enough is Enough Already
I don’t know about you but I’m about tired of all the media hype about Michael Jackson’s death. Other celebrities are passing away and not receiving squat but a quick shout out. This has gone way over the top at this point. It’s sad news indeed, but enough is enough.
Even More Farm Humor
Farm Humor, Part II
The first batch were so funny I had to try a second round of “Farm Humor for Twisted People”
One of The Classics
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can’t do it because he’s her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, “Mom… What have you been doing all your life? Dad’s been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can’t marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!”Her mom replies, “Don’t worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn’t really your dad.”
Wow Game Cards
My teen aged nephew is really into play games online. His favorite right now is World Warcraft. This game is so popular that they state that over 11 million people are now subscribers to this popular game and turn to Buymmoaccounts.com for all their gaming and their wow game card needs.
Last time I visited with them he showed me this ever growing game, it is a pretty cool concept, with non stop action and excitement. He is pretty good at it and it keeps him off the streets, so it’s all good for $29.99 a month.
One of the Dangers of Using a Blue Tooth
This commercial hits close to home, I can see this happening more and more and don’t ever want to own a Blue Tooth Ear Piece.
Joke of the Year
This joke was nominated for best joke of the year.
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!”
The passerby says, “You are mistaken, I am a Mexican.”
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. “Thank you for having such a beautiful country here America .” The person says, “I not American, I Vietnamese.”
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, “Thank you for wonderful America !” That person puts up his hand and says, “I am from Middle East .. I am not American.”
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, “Are you an American?” She says, “No, I am from Africa .”
Puzzled, he asks her, “Where are all the Americans?”;
The African lady checks her watch and says, “Probably at work.”
Today’s Skate Boarding
Oh to be young and agile again. I am in pretty good shape for my age, what with all the hard labor that the farm demands from me each day, I do fairly well for my age, but I’m no spring chicken anymore to be sure.
Skateboarding has become such a popular sport these days, it takes a whole different breed from back in my day. The tricks and stunts that these young whipper snappers can do on these skateboards are simply amazing and I have to give them credit for their guts and their talent.
Skateboards are much more complicated and diverse then the ones that I grew up on. I was looking at the new Bacon skateboards online at warehouseskateboards.com and I’m impressed with how much they have advanced through the years with today’s technology. Makes me wish I was young once again and able to participate in this exciting sport that is all the rage these days.