Becoming a parent really opens up the world to a vast array of things you’d never thought you would say in your life. What are some of the crazy things you’ve said since becoming a parent? What are some of the silly things you’ve heard parents say? These are just a few things I’ve said as a mom that I never dreamed would come out of my mouth.
1. Tampon applicators are NOT toys.
2. Dog food is NOT for eating.
3. The dog is not a pony.
4. Get that out of your ear.
5. Don’t tickle mommy’s nipples. They are for food not a toy.
6. Stop eating your sister’s lunch. You just had your own.
7. We don’t lick the dog.
8. No, marshmallows are not a breakfast food.
9. I do not want to smell your socks. Please get them out of my face.
10. Put the dog poop down.
11. That’s my belly button. Stop digging in it, it hurts mommy.
12. Poop is not for finger painting.
13. Get out of the tub so I can clean up the poop.
14. I want a mini-van.
15. No mommy doesn’t wear diapers.
16. There’s a party in your tummy. So yummy so yummy.
17. Get your finger out of mommy’s nose.
18. Yogurt goes in your mouth, not in your hair.
19. No we don’t put shampoo on our tooth brushes.
20. Why are there bubbles all over the bathroom?