{"id":964,"date":"2010-11-12T22:22:09","date_gmt":"2010-11-13T03:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toddbenatar.com\/?p=964"},"modified":"2010-11-12T22:22:09","modified_gmt":"2010-11-13T03:22:09","slug":"too-pooped-to-pop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/2010\/11\/12\/too-pooped-to-pop\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Pooped To Pop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a good friend that is confirmed bachelor just as I am. But where I am pretty quiet and laid back he is pretty wild and crazy and considers himself to be one of the best pick up artist in town. Me, I don&#8217;t even know how to text a girl with a pick up line\u00a0and not sound like a complete\u00a0idiot much less looking at one right in the eye and spewing out some outrageously witty line in an attempt to get her undivided attention.<\/p>\n<p>I generally just go up and introduce myself, offer to buy her a drink (if at a bar) and hope that my smile gets to her in a positive way in an attempt to hook up with nice\u00a0and interesting female. Not that I have a lot of time to spend bar hopping these days. There is always\u00a0so much work to be done around here, come night time I&#8217;m usually wiped out and not in any mood to clean up, dress up and go up town for an evening out on the town. A quick dinner and a nice hot shower is more my speed\u00a0then an hour or so on the computer before kicking back on the sofa for some television, if I can find something decent to watch, works out well for this tired and lonely puppy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a good friend that is confirmed bachelor just as I am. But where I am pretty quiet and laid back he is pretty wild and crazy and considers himself to be one of the best pick up artist in town. Me, I don&#8217;t even know how to text a girl with a pick &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/2010\/11\/12\/too-pooped-to-pop\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Too Pooped To Pop&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5,6,8,12,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computersinternet","category-electronicstechnology","category-entertainmentfun","category-farm-life-home","category-friends-andor-family","category-societycommunity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=964"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}