{"id":632,"date":"2009-04-16T22:13:36","date_gmt":"2009-04-17T03:13:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toddbenatar.com\/?p=632"},"modified":"2009-04-16T22:13:36","modified_gmt":"2009-04-17T03:13:36","slug":"one-of-the-classics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/2009\/04\/16\/one-of-the-classics\/","title":{"rendered":"One of The Classics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can&#8217;t do it because he&#8217;s her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, &#8220;Mom&#8230; What have you been doing all your life? Dad&#8217;s been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can&#8217;t marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!&#8221;Her mom replies, &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn&#8217;t really your dad.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can&#8217;t do it because he&#8217;s her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/2009\/04\/16\/one-of-the-classics\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;One of The Classics&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainmentfun","category-friends-andor-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}