The Cowboy!
\nA successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted
\nwife.<\/p>\n
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch,
\nbut knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad
\nin the newspaper for a ranch hand.<\/p>\n
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
\nShe thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
\ndecided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
\naround the house than the drunk.<\/p>\n
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
\nknew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and
\nthe ranch was doing very well.<\/p>\n
Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to the hired hand, ‘You have
\ndone a really good job, and the ranch looks great .. you should go into
\ntown and kick up your heels.’<\/p>\n
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.<\/p>\n
One o’clock came, however, and he didn’t return.<\/p>\n
Two o’clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around
\ntwo-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow
\nsitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.<\/p>\n
She quietly called him over to her.<\/p>\n
‘Unbutton my blouse and take it off,’ she said. Trembling, he did
\nas she directed.<\/p>\n
‘Now take off my boots.’ He did as she asked, ever so slowly.<\/p>\n
Now take off my stockings.’ He removed each gently and placed them
\nneatly by her boots.<\/p>\n
‘Now take off my skirt.’ He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
\nwatching her eyes in the fire light.<\/p>\n
‘Now take off my bra.’ Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was
\ntold and dropped it to the floor.<\/p>\n
Then she looked at him and said, ‘If you ever wear my clothes into
\ntown again, you’re fired.’<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
(I didn’t see it coming, either!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The Cowboy! A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and … <\/p>\n