{"id":1091,"date":"2011-02-04T20:22:57","date_gmt":"2011-02-05T01:22:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toddbenatar.com\/?p=1091"},"modified":"2011-02-04T20:22:57","modified_gmt":"2011-02-05T01:22:57","slug":"a-biker-joke-for-you-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/2011\/02\/04\/a-biker-joke-for-you-today\/","title":{"rendered":"A Biker Joke For You Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bruce ,\u00a0a tough looking biker was riding his\u00a0motorcycle when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What are you doing?&#8221; he asks. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to commit a suicide,&#8221; she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn&#8217;t want to miss an opportunity he asked &#8220;Well, before you jump, why don&#8217;t you give me a kiss?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, she does. After she&#8217;s finished, Bruce the biker says, &#8220;Hell Darling, \u00a0That was the best kiss I have ever had. That&#8217;s a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! on earth are you committing suicide?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My parents don&#8217;t like me dressing up like a girl&#8230;&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bruce ,\u00a0a tough looking biker was riding his\u00a0motorcycle when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. &#8220;What are you doing?&#8221; he asks. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to commit a suicide,&#8221; she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn&#8217;t want to miss an opportunity he asked &#8220;Well, before &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/2011\/02\/04\/a-biker-joke-for-you-today\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Biker Joke For You Today&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,12,23,24,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainmentfun","category-friends-andor-family","category-societycommunity","category-sports","category-traveltransportation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/toddbennetar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}