{"id":392,"date":"2011-06-07T09:13:29","date_gmt":"2011-06-07T15:13:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/suzistrauss.com\/?p=392"},"modified":"2011-06-07T09:13:29","modified_gmt":"2011-06-07T15:13:29","slug":"overslept","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/2011\/06\/07\/overslept\/","title":{"rendered":"Overslept"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/suzistrauss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/1109.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-393 aligncenter\" title=\"1109\" src=\"http:\/\/suzistrauss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/1109.gif\" alt=\"sleepy head\" width=\"150\" height=\"20\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I guess I never even heard the alarm clock. Oh well. I&#8217;ll have to offer apologies to everyone for me being late. I can&#8217;t rush, so I&#8217;ll just beg forgiveness instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess I never even heard the alarm clock. Oh well. I&#8217;ll have to offer apologies to everyone for me being late. I can&#8217;t rush, so I&#8217;ll just beg forgiveness instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}