{"id":1170,"date":"2013-06-09T05:06:02","date_gmt":"2013-06-09T09:06:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/suzistrauss.com\/?p=1170"},"modified":"2013-06-09T05:06:02","modified_gmt":"2013-06-09T09:06:02","slug":"i-cant-sleep-so-ill-write","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/2013\/06\/09\/i-cant-sleep-so-ill-write\/","title":{"rendered":"I Can&#8217;t Sleep, So I&#8217;ll Write"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t sleep, so I got up to watch some television. I flipped through all of the channels and couldn&#8217;t find one interesting infomercial. \u00a0I&#8217;ve seen them all or I already own what they are trying to sell me. \u00a0I&#8217;ve been known to occasionally\u00a0call in an order those things as seen on TV. Well, it didn&#8217;t seem to help at all tonight so I flipped through the magazines on my night stand.<\/p>\n<p>Magazines weren&#8217;t much help either. \u00a0I finished all three of the magazines in about 30 minutes and still couldn&#8217;t sleep. \u00a0I thought for sure trying to read and being soo tired would help me fall asleep. Nope, still awake. \u00a0At this point my tummy started to grumble so I got up and poured myself a bowl of Cheerios and milk. I like the multi-grain kind, they have a slight sweetness but they don&#8217;t taste like I&#8217;m eating sugar cubes. \u00a0I wish they had them when I was a kid.<\/p>\n<p>Now that I have a full belly, have caught up on my magazines, and flipped through all of the television channels, I thought I&#8217;d pop online and work on my blog a bit. \u00a0Don&#8217;t be surprised if I crank out a bunch of posts today. \u00a0If I can&#8217;t sleep I might as well write.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t sleep, so I got up to watch some television. I flipped through all of the channels and couldn&#8217;t find one interesting infomercial. \u00a0I&#8217;ve seen them all or I already own what they are trying to sell me. \u00a0I&#8217;ve been known to occasionally\u00a0call in an order those things as seen on TV. Well, it &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/2013\/06\/09\/i-cant-sleep-so-ill-write\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I Can&#8217;t Sleep, So I&#8217;ll Write&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,18,30],"tags":[110,131,334,370],"class_list":["post-1170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-and-friends","category-life","category-rant","tag-cant-sleep","tag-cherrios","tag-infomercials","tag-magazines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/susiestrauss\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}