Becoming a parent really opens up the world to a vast array of things you’d never thought you would say in your life. What are some of the crazy things you’ve said since becoming a parent? \u00a0What are some of the silly things you’ve heard parents say?\u00a0These are just a few things I’ve said as a mom that I never dreamed would come out of my mouth.<\/p>\n
1. Tampon applicators are NOT toys.<\/p>\n
2. Dog food is NOT for eating.<\/p>\n
3. The dog is not a pony.<\/p>\n
4. Get that out of your ear.<\/p>\n
5. Don’t tickle mommy’s nipples. \u00a0They are for food not a toy.<\/p>\n
6. Stop eating your sister’s lunch. \u00a0You just had your own.<\/p>\n
7. We don’t lick the dog.<\/p>\n
8. No, marshmallows are not a breakfast food.<\/p>\n
9. I do not want to smell your socks. Please get them out of my face.<\/p>\n
10. Put the dog poop down.<\/p>\n
11. That’s my belly button. Stop digging in it, it hurts mommy.<\/p>\n
12. Poop is not for finger painting.<\/p>\n
13. Get out of the tub so I can clean up the poop.<\/p>\n
14. I want a mini-van.<\/p>\n
15. No mommy doesn’t wear diapers.<\/p>\n
16. There’s a party in your tummy. So yummy so yummy.<\/p>\n
17. Get your finger out of mommy’s nose.<\/p>\n
18. Yogurt goes in your mouth, not in your hair.<\/p>\n
19. No we don’t put shampoo on our tooth brushes.<\/p>\n
20. Why are there bubbles all over the bathroom?<\/p>\n
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Becoming a parent really opens up the world to a vast array of things you’d never thought you would say in your life. What are some of the crazy things you’ve said since becoming a parent? \u00a0What are some of the silly things you’ve heard parents say?\u00a0These are just a few things I’ve said as … <\/p>\n