I just heard the funniest blond joke I’ve heard in a long time and had to share it with you.\u00a0 I don’t know why they pick on blonds like they do because I know some very intelligent blonds and some brunettes that are dingy so\u00a0 I guess it could be any color of hair but the joke is still funny!!<\/p>\n
Blond and this could be me ..because I think it could really work!!!<\/p>\n
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully, get out of the car and open the trunk. I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.<\/p>\n
They look so lifelike you wouldn’t believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers..<\/p>\n
To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.<\/p>\n
It wasn’t long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!<\/p>\n
“What’s going on here?”<\/p>\n
“My car has a flat tire,” I said calmly.<\/p>\n
“Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?”<\/p>\n
I couldn’t believe that he didn’t know. So I told him, “Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I just heard the funniest blond joke I’ve heard in a long time and had to share it with you.\u00a0 I don’t know why they pick on blonds like they do because I know some very intelligent blonds and some brunettes that are dingy so\u00a0 I guess it could be any color of hair but … <\/p>\n