{"id":488,"date":"2009-04-21T07:21:26","date_gmt":"2009-04-21T13:21:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rachelgreenlief.com\/?p=488"},"modified":"2009-04-21T07:21:26","modified_gmt":"2009-04-21T13:21:26","slug":"speaking-of-security","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/2009\/04\/21\/speaking-of-security\/","title":{"rendered":"Speaking of security"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since we are talking of security, I had suggested Mom get a dog for protection.\u00a0 Well I got some pictures of some poodles that were in an &#8216;Extreme Grooming&#8217; contest.\u00a0 After seeing these, I&#8217;m not so sure they would provide much security other than making the intruder laugh and therefore incapacitating them until the police could get there.\u00a0 See what I mean?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-494\" title=\"cock-a-poodle-do\" src=\"http:\/\/rachelgreenlief.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/cock-a-poodle-do-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"cock-a-poodle-do\" width=\"243\" height=\"182\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-492\" title=\"peacock-poodle\" src=\"http:\/\/rachelgreenlief.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/peacock-poodle-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"peacock-poodle\" width=\"240\" height=\"179\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But now these two might provide some securtiy, don&#8217;t you think?\u00a0 Maybe not!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-496\" title=\"ninja-turtle-poodle\" src=\"http:\/\/rachelgreenlief.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/ninja-turtle-poodle-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"ninja-turtle-poodle\" width=\"270\" height=\"202\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-495\" title=\"buffalo-poodle\" src=\"http:\/\/rachelgreenlief.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/buffalo-poodle-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"buffalo-poodle\" width=\"203\" height=\"270\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since we are talking of security, I had suggested Mom get a dog for protection.\u00a0 Well I got some pictures of some poodles that were in an &#8216;Extreme Grooming&#8217; contest.\u00a0 After seeing these, I&#8217;m not so sure they would provide much security other than making the intruder laugh and therefore incapacitating them until the police &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/2009\/04\/21\/speaking-of-security\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Speaking of security&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7,13,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-friends-and-family","category-life","category-rants-and-raves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}