{"id":1143,"date":"2012-03-14T20:58:15","date_gmt":"2012-03-15T02:58:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rachelgreenlief.com\/?p=1143"},"modified":"2012-03-14T20:58:15","modified_gmt":"2012-03-15T02:58:15","slug":"pointing-out-the-obvious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/2012\/03\/14\/pointing-out-the-obvious\/","title":{"rendered":"Pointing Out the Obvious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, years ago the Pillsbury company decided to make refreigerated biscuits in a can. They came in a roll of 8 biscuits, which meant that each person in a traditional family of two adults and two kids would have 2 biscuits each.<\/p>\n<p>Then they decided to make Grands biscuits in a can. These were a lot bigger than the regular biscuits, and they came 6 to a can, so if you had a larger family, you could buy the Grands biscuits and everyone could have one biscuit. Because they were so much bigger than the regular biscuits, you didn&#8217;t need two of them.<\/p>\n<p>So today I was grocery shopping and decided to buy a can of biscuits. I am not a fan of the Grands biscuits because I have been watching my weight and don&#8217;t want to eat that much bread. So I was going to get a can of regular biscuits.<\/p>\n<p>EXCEPT &#8211; and get this! &#8211; the regular biscuits are now called, Mini-Grands.<\/p>\n<p>What? Is that not actually redundant word play or something? They are not Grands, so they are mini Grands? What happened to REGULAR!?!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, years ago the Pillsbury company decided to make refreigerated biscuits in a can. They came in a roll of 8 biscuits, which meant that each person in a traditional family of two adults and two kids would have 2 biscuits each. Then they decided to make Grands biscuits in a can. These were a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/2012\/03\/14\/pointing-out-the-obvious\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Pointing Out the Obvious&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,13],"tags":[79,139],"class_list":["post-1143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodie","category-life","tag-grocery","tag-tradition"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}