{"id":111,"date":"2009-01-26T16:34:48","date_gmt":"2009-01-26T22:34:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rachelgreenlief.com\/?p=111"},"modified":"2009-01-26T16:34:48","modified_gmt":"2009-01-26T22:34:48","slug":"how-about-a-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/2009\/01\/26\/how-about-a-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"How about a joke?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>GRACE, seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.\u00a0 &#8216;Come now,&#8217; coaxed the doctor, &#8216;you&#8217;ve been<br \/>\nseeing me for years! There&#8217;s nothing you can&#8217;t tell me.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;This one&#8217;s kind of strange&#8230;&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Let me be the judge of that,&#8217;the doctor replied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Well,&#8217; she said, &#8216;yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I see.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl. That night,&#8217; she went on, &#8216;I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters ! You&#8217;ve got to tell me what&#8217;s wrong with me!,&#8217; she implored, &#8216;I&#8217;m scared out of my wits!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;There, there, it&#8217;s nothing to be scared about.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>(Ready for this?)<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;You&#8217;re simply going through the change!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GRACE, seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.\u00a0 &#8216;Come now,&#8217; coaxed the doctor, &#8216;you&#8217;ve been seeing me for years! There&#8217;s nothing you can&#8217;t tell me.&#8217; &#8216;This one&#8217;s kind of strange&#8230;&#8217; &#8216;Let me be the judge of that,&#8217;the doctor replied. &#8216;Well,&#8217; she said, &#8216;yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/2009\/01\/26\/how-about-a-joke\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How about a joke?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,9,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-health","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/rachelgreensleeves\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}