Month: April 2009

If someone would send me a red head joke or a brunette joke then I would share that too but all I seem to get are jokes like these.  Sorry!!!  But you gotta admit, it’s funny!!!

BLOND FLYING TO HOUSTON

THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLOND IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.  THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.  SHE THEN TELLS THE BLOND THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.   THE BLOND REPLIES, “I’M BLOND, I’M BEAUTIFUL, I’M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE.”

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLOND SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON’T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.  THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLOND AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLOND REPLIES, “I’M BLOND, I’M BEAUTIFUL, I’M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE.”

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLOND WOMAN WHO WON’T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, “YOU SAY SHE IS A BLOND? I’LL HANDLE THIS. I’M MARRIED TO A BLOND. I SPEAK BLOND.”  HE GOES BACK TO THE BLOND AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, “OH, I’M SORRY.” SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

I TOLD HER, “FIRST CLASS ISN’T GOING TO HOUSTON.