{"id":40,"date":"2009-05-06T20:52:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-07T02:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mindylambert.com\/?p=40"},"modified":"2009-05-06T20:52:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-07T02:52:00","slug":"oh-the-stress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/mindylamb\/2009\/05\/06\/oh-the-stress\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, the Stress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-39 aligncenter\" title=\"979\" src=\"http:\/\/mindylambert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/979.gif\" alt=\"979\" width=\"157\" height=\"32\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nTough week at work. Bad allergies. Haven&#8217;t bought the Mother&#8217;s Day gift yet. My legs are too pale to wear shorts but it&#8217;s getting hot. I need a hair cut. My tooth hurts. I need more time &#8211; more money &#8211; more brains.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tough week at work. Bad allergies. Haven&#8217;t bought the Mother&#8217;s Day gift yet. My legs are too pale to wear shorts but it&#8217;s getting hot. I need a hair cut. My tooth hurts. I need more time &#8211; more money &#8211; more brains.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-my-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/mindylamb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/mindylamb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/mindylamb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/mindylamb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/mindylamb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/mindylamb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/mindylamb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/mindylamb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/mindylamb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}