{"id":949,"date":"2011-08-20T12:54:11","date_gmt":"2011-08-20T17:54:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/micheleantionette.com\/?p=949"},"modified":"2011-08-20T12:54:11","modified_gmt":"2011-08-20T17:54:11","slug":"tummy-grumbles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/2011\/08\/20\/tummy-grumbles\/","title":{"rendered":"Tummy Grumbles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The worst thing about making a dentist appointment right before lunch might be that your mouth will be sore and you won&#8217;t want to eat lunch. Sometimes the dentist even says, &#8220;Don&#8217;t eat anything for at least 4 hours.&#8221; and then I&#8217;m like, &#8220;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But the worst thing about that is not the food and eating. It&#8217;s the embarrassing tummy grumbles that fill the room.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The worst thing about making a dentist appointment right before lunch might be that your mouth will be sore and you won&#8217;t want to eat lunch. Sometimes the dentist even says, &#8220;Don&#8217;t eat anything for at least 4 hours.&#8221; and then I&#8217;m like, &#8220;What?&#8221; But the worst thing about that is not the food and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/2011\/08\/20\/tummy-grumbles\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Tummy Grumbles&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,8,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodrecipe","category-healthfitness","category-lifelove"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}