{"id":776,"date":"2010-03-06T13:16:55","date_gmt":"2010-03-06T19:16:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/micheleantionette.com\/?p=776"},"modified":"2010-03-06T13:16:55","modified_gmt":"2010-03-06T19:16:55","slug":"oops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/2010\/03\/06\/oops\/","title":{"rendered":"Oops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever wanted to pour a beer on someone&#8217;s head? I have and I&#8217;ve done it. I also managed to &#8220;accidentally&#8221; spill a plate of gravy down the front of a biotch who was giving me a hard time while waiting tables, years ago. Oops! treat your wait staff right, people! Tip generously and watch your mouth!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever wanted to pour a beer on someone&#8217;s head? I have and I&#8217;ve done it. I also managed to &#8220;accidentally&#8221; spill a plate of gravy down the front of a biotch who was giving me a hard time while waiting tables, years ago. Oops! treat your wait staff right, people! Tip generously and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/2010\/03\/06\/oops\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Oops&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,13,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodrecipe","category-lifelove","category-rants-raves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}