{"id":637,"date":"2009-08-20T15:29:43","date_gmt":"2009-08-20T21:29:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/micheleantionette.com\/?p=637"},"modified":"2009-08-20T15:29:43","modified_gmt":"2009-08-20T21:29:43","slug":"do-you-believe-in-life-after-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/2009\/08\/20\/do-you-believe-in-life-after-death\/","title":{"rendered":"Do you believe in life after death?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s an interesting question don&#8217;t you think?\u00a0 Well I heard a cute little joke the other day that was about that very thing.\u00a0 I hope you enjoy it!!<\/p>\n<p>A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.  After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.<\/p>\n<p>True to his word, he made the first contact, &#8220;Marion &#8230; Marion&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is that you, Bob?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, I&#8217;ve come back like we agreed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s wonderful!  What&#8217;s it like?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.  I have breakfast and then it&#8217;s off to the golf course&#8230;I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you&#8217;d be proud &#8211; lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it&#8217;s back to golf course again.  Then it&#8217;s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep, and then the next day it  starts all over again&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, Bob, you must be in Heaven!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not exactly&#8230;I&#8217;m a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona..&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s an interesting question don&#8217;t you think?\u00a0 Well I heard a cute little joke the other day that was about that very thing.\u00a0 I hope you enjoy it!! A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/2009\/08\/20\/do-you-believe-in-life-after-death\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Do you believe in life after death?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-rants-raves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}