{"id":526,"date":"2009-06-29T14:27:34","date_gmt":"2009-06-29T20:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/micheleantionette.com\/?p=526"},"modified":"2009-06-29T14:27:34","modified_gmt":"2009-06-29T20:27:34","slug":"yeeeehaaaa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/2009\/06\/29\/yeeeehaaaa\/","title":{"rendered":"Yeeeehaaaa!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well one of my waitresses just told me the funniest joke and I wanted to share it with you.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t realize what the end was going to be until she told me and I almost fell off of my bar stool laughing.\u00a0 I hope it at least brings a smile to your face too.\u00a0 Smiles are good for your soul you know!<\/p>\n<p>A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when  her car broke down.  An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.<\/p>\n<p>She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out &#8216;Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a&#8217; so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills..<\/p>\n<p>When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final &#8216;Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!&#8217; and rode off.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;What did you do to get that Indian so excited?&#8217; asked the service-station attendant. &#8216;Nothing,&#8217; the woman answered. &#8216;I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn&#8217;t fall off.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Lady,&#8217; the attendant said, &#8216;Indians don&#8217;t use saddles&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well one of my waitresses just told me the funniest joke and I wanted to share it with you.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t realize what the end was going to be until she told me and I almost fell off of my bar stool laughing.\u00a0 I hope it at least brings a smile to your face too.\u00a0 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/2009\/06\/29\/yeeeehaaaa\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Yeeeehaaaa!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,8,13,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-healthfitness","category-lifelove","category-religionspirituality"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}