{"id":507,"date":"2009-06-28T18:54:17","date_gmt":"2009-06-29T00:54:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/micheleantionette.com\/?p=507"},"modified":"2009-06-28T18:54:17","modified_gmt":"2009-06-29T00:54:17","slug":"how-to-hug-a-baby-by-the-family-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/2009\/06\/28\/how-to-hug-a-baby-by-the-family-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"How to hug a baby&#8230;.by the family dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If this isn&#8217;t the cutest thing you have ever seen, then you need to send whatever it is that is cuter than this.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>Instructions for properly hugging a baby:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">1. First, uh, find a baby<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-508\" title=\"ATT00049\" src=\"http:\/\/micheleantionette.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/ATT00049.jpg\" alt=\"ATT00049\" width=\"420\" height=\"264\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">2. Second, be sure that the object you found was<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-509\" title=\"ATT00052\" src=\"http:\/\/micheleantionette.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/ATT00052.jpg\" alt=\"ATT00052\" width=\"420\" height=\"264\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-510\" title=\"ATT00055\" src=\"http:\/\/micheleantionette.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/ATT00055.jpg\" alt=\"ATT00055\" width=\"420\" height=\"263\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">4. The &#8216;paw slide&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-511\" title=\"ATT00058\" src=\"http:\/\/micheleantionette.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/ATT00058.jpg\" alt=\"ATT00058\" width=\"420\" height=\"263\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">the difficult and patented &#8216;hug, smile, and lean&#8217; so as to achieve the best photo quality.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-512\" title=\"ATT00061\" src=\"http:\/\/micheleantionette.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/ATT00061.jpg\" alt=\"ATT00061\" width=\"420\" height=\"263\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If this isn&#8217;t the cutest thing you have ever seen, then you need to send whatever it is that is cuter than this. Instructions for properly hugging a baby: 1. First, uh, find a baby 2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. 3. Next &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/2009\/06\/28\/how-to-hug-a-baby-by-the-family-dog\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How to hug a baby&#8230;.by the family dog&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lifelove","category-rants-raves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}