{"id":1111,"date":"2012-03-18T19:56:46","date_gmt":"2012-03-18T23:56:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/micheleantionette.com\/?p=1111"},"modified":"2012-03-18T19:56:46","modified_gmt":"2012-03-18T23:56:46","slug":"my-plumber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/2012\/03\/18\/my-plumber\/","title":{"rendered":"My Plumber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever wondered what life must have been like when only outdoor plumbing was available? \u00a0I don&#8217;t know about you but I feel as though I get up once or twice in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. \u00a0I wouldn&#8217;t be too happy if that trip included putting on shoes, maybe a jacket and walking out behind a shed or garage in the dark in order to use the toilet. \u00a0I think at that point the tub would have looked pretty good instead.<\/p>\n<p>The reason that I&#8217;m bringing this up is because I had to call the plumber this weekend. \u00a0I accidentally flushed one of my small lotion bottles down the toilet. \u00a0It was the middle of the night and I was sitting on the toilet. \u00a0I grabbed my lotion that was on the tank lid, used it, and threw it back over my head. \u00a0Instead of landing on the tank lid it went right down the tank! \u00a0I mean I flushed the toilet because I didn&#8217;t even realize it landed in the toilet and down the the tank it sailed. \u00a0The plumber practically had to take the whole toilet out to find that lotion bottle. \u00a0Oh the lessons in life are sometimes like the little things that make you go hmmmm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever wondered what life must have been like when only outdoor plumbing was available? \u00a0I don&#8217;t know about you but I feel as though I get up once or twice in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. \u00a0I wouldn&#8217;t be too happy if that trip included putting on shoes, maybe &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/2012\/03\/18\/my-plumber\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My Plumber&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-homehome-improvement","category-lifelove"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/machelleantionette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}