{"id":45,"date":"2009-04-29T18:14:35","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T00:14:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenbrammell.com\/?p=45"},"modified":"2009-04-29T18:14:35","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T00:14:35","slug":"bad-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/glennbrammell\/2009\/04\/29\/bad-hair\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I wanted to get my hair cut. I can&#8217;t stand it when my hair flies into my eyes when I am driving or trying to work. So I went to the little shopping center down the road from my house and found a hair cutting place where it costs around ten bucks for a haircut. I don&#8217;t know any of the girls in there who cut hair, so I just paid my money and took my chances. Well, they must have given me the new girl who doesn&#8217;t know how to cut guy&#8217;s hair. She did an awful job. I looked in the mirror and said, &#8220;You have got to be kidding me.&#8221; I was so mad with her but I kept my cool. I told her the only way to fix it was to just shave it all off. So I&#8217;ll be a baldy for a few weeks, thanks to this dumb girl&#8217;s bad hair cut and it cost me $10 to get my head shaved. I won&#8217;t be going back there any time soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I wanted to get my hair cut. I can&#8217;t stand it when my hair flies into my eyes when I am driving or trying to work. So I went to the little shopping center down the road from my house and found a hair cutting place where it costs around ten bucks for a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/glennbrammell\/2009\/04\/29\/bad-hair\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bad Hair&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,8,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dollars-cents","category-family-issues","category-retail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/glennbrammell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/glennbrammell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/glennbrammell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/glennbrammell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/glennbrammell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/glennbrammell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/glennbrammell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/glennbrammell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/glennbrammell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}