{"id":902,"date":"2011-01-18T20:18:39","date_gmt":"2011-01-19T01:18:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/betsybuchanan.com\/?p=902"},"modified":"2011-01-18T20:18:39","modified_gmt":"2011-01-19T01:18:39","slug":"what-they-call-a-perfect-comeback","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/bettybuchanan\/2011\/01\/18\/what-they-call-a-perfect-comeback\/","title":{"rendered":"What They Call A Perfect Comeback"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/betsybuchanan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/peacock.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-903\" title=\"peacock\" src=\"http:\/\/betsybuchanan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/peacock-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.<\/p>\n<p>I noticed he was watching someone\u00a0walking next to him<\/p>\n<p>The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors &#8211; green, red, orange &amp; blue &#8211; and my dad kept staring at her.<\/p>\n<p>The teen would look over and find my dad staring, every time.<\/p>\n<p>When she&#8217;d finally had enough, she sarcastically asked:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Knowing my Dad as I do, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn&#8217;t choke on his response &#8211; I knew he&#8217;d have a good one!<\/p>\n<p>In classic style, he responded without batting an eyelid:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. I noticed he was watching someone\u00a0walking next to him The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors &#8211; green, red, orange &amp; blue &#8211; and my dad kept staring at her. The teen would look over and find my dad &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/bettybuchanan\/2011\/01\/18\/what-they-call-a-perfect-comeback\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;What They Call A Perfect Comeback&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,7,8,18,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-family","category-fashions","category-opinion","category-relationships"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/bettybuchanan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/bettybuchanan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/bettybuchanan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/bettybuchanan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/bettybuchanan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/bettybuchanan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/bettybuchanan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/bettybuchanan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/bettybuchanan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}