{"id":848,"date":"2015-09-17T16:02:03","date_gmt":"2015-09-17T21:02:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/betsybuchanan.com\/?p=848"},"modified":"2015-09-17T16:02:03","modified_gmt":"2015-09-17T21:02:03","slug":"lol-at-a-short-love-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/bettybuchanan\/2015\/09\/17\/lol-at-a-short-love-story\/","title":{"rendered":"LOL At A Short Love Story"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Strangers In The Night<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

SHORT LOVE STORY<\/p>\n

There is a\u00a0man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, they\u00a0found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.<\/p>\n

Though they wereboth\u00a0initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.<\/p>\n

Around\u00a0 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke up the woman saying,………. ‘Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.’<\/p>\n

‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.’<\/p>\n

‘Wow!………………….. That’s a great idea!’, he exclaimed.<\/p>\n

‘Good,’ she replied. ………….’Get your own f….g blanket.’<\/p>\n

Then after a moment of silence, he farted.<\/p>\n

The End<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

SHORT LOVE STORY There is a\u00a0man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, they\u00a0found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though they wereboth\u00a0initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in … <\/p>\n

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