A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.<\/p>\n
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.<\/p>\n
Very politely he asks..”Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.”<\/p>\n
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.<\/p>\n
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.<\/p>\n
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.<\/p>\n
The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.<\/p>\n
Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.<\/p>\n
She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.”<\/p>\n
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”<\/p>\n
The bank manager looks back at her and says…<\/p>\n
“It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. Very politely he asks..”Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is … <\/p>\n