1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?<\/p>\n
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?<\/p>\n
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?<\/p>\n
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?<\/p>\n
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?<\/p>\n
\u00a06. Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?<\/p>\n
7. Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?<\/p>\n
8. Why do “tug” boats push their barges?<\/p>\n
9. Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we are already there?<\/p>\n
10. Why are they called ” stands” when they are made for sitting?<\/p>\n
11. Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?<\/p>\n
12. Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?<\/p>\n
13. Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites?<\/p>\n
14. Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things?<\/p>\n
15. Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds?<\/p>\n
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?<\/p>\n
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?<\/p>\n
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?<\/p>\n
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?<\/p>\n
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?<\/p>\n
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?<\/p>\n
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?<\/p>\n
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?<\/p>\n
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?<\/p>\n
25. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?<\/p>\n
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?<\/p>\n
27. Christmas – What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?<\/p>\n
28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ? I dunno, why do we?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something … <\/p>\n