{"id":38,"date":"2008-09-30T15:18:17","date_gmt":"2008-09-30T20:18:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aprilmichele.com\/?p=38"},"modified":"2008-09-30T15:18:17","modified_gmt":"2008-09-30T20:18:17","slug":"im-a-farmer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/2008\/09\/30\/im-a-farmer\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a farmer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well I checked to make sure my insurance was good with the animals, made sure I had all the proper permits, and even got a pair of pot belly pigs, pygmy donkey&#8217;s, and a miniature horse so I guess I&#8217;m now officially a &#8216;farmer&#8217;.\u00a0 I got the little donkey from the &#8216;Little Ass Farm&#8217; up the road.\u00a0 I love the name of that place.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a sweet little donkey too.\u00a0 Her name is Blossom.<\/p>\n<p>So far, the animals have been a huge success.\u00a0 I even have people stopping by just to see the animals.\u00a0 Yeah, I do charge for them to pet my animals.\u00a0 Hey, you gotta pay for feed for all those critters ya know.\u00a0 I even got a pair of pheasants and some quail too.\u00a0 Man those are some pretty birds.\u00a0 I can sell the babies they hatch because I&#8217;m not eating their eggs, that&#8217;s for sure.\u00a0 Maybe we could have &#8216;pheasant under glass&#8217; for dinner if they raise babies.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not killing them if we do.\u00a0 That&#8217;s going to be someone else&#8217;s job, not mine.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll just sell the babies, I&#8217;m not eating any of the animals!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well I checked to make sure my insurance was good with the animals, made sure I had all the proper permits, and even got a pair of pot belly pigs, pygmy donkey&#8217;s, and a miniature horse so I guess I&#8217;m now officially a &#8216;farmer&#8217;.\u00a0 I got the little donkey from the &#8216;Little Ass Farm&#8217; up &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/2008\/09\/30\/im-a-farmer\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;m a farmer&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,4,10,11,15,21,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","category-communitycharity","category-foodrecipe","category-holidays-parties","category-homehome-improvement","category-moneyfinances","category-outdoorswildlife","category-workjob"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}