{"id":327,"date":"2011-06-14T17:28:12","date_gmt":"2011-06-14T22:28:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aprilmichele.com\/?p=327"},"modified":"2011-06-14T17:28:12","modified_gmt":"2011-06-14T22:28:12","slug":"useless-cops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/2011\/06\/14\/useless-cops\/","title":{"rendered":"Useless Cops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this girl and her boyfriend stole a bunch of DVDs and CDs from my house. I know it was them and I know they took them to the pawn shop. I called all the pawn shops in this area and found the one who has my stuff. So I drove over there to get them and the pawn shop owner says that it&#8217;s too bad, unless the police tell him to give them to me, I can&#8217;t have them and they are out on the shelves of the pawn shop selling for $5 a piece. Now, most of them cost me anywhere between $16 and $29 when I bought them. If the pawn shop is selling them for $5, that means he gave this girl about $2 a piece for them.<\/p>\n<p>So I go to the police station and tell them what happened and they say, too bad. Nothing they can do. WTF?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this girl and her boyfriend stole a bunch of DVDs and CDs from my house. I know it was them and I know they took them to the pawn shop. I called all the pawn shops in this area and found the one who has my stuff. So I drove over there to get &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/2011\/06\/14\/useless-cops\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Useless Cops&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,13,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","category-legal","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/aprilmichaels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}