{"id":313,"date":"2009-09-15T07:40:58","date_gmt":"2009-09-15T12:40:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aliciadaniel.com\/?p=313"},"modified":"2009-09-15T07:40:58","modified_gmt":"2009-09-15T12:40:58","slug":"speaking-of-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/2009\/09\/15\/speaking-of-babies\/","title":{"rendered":"Speaking of babies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This one came to me by email and I could not resist sharing it with you.\u00a0 Nothing like starting your day off with a little chuckle ya know.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Age Matters<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>HE IS 80,  SHE IS 20.<\/p>\n<p>IT WAS THE TALK OF  THE TOWN WHEN AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN MARRIED A 20 YEAR OLD GIRL.<\/p>\n<p>AFTER A YEAR OF MARRIAGE SHE WENT INTO THE HOSPITAL TO GIVE BIRTH.<\/p>\n<p>THE NURSE CAME OUT TO  CONGRATULATE THE OLD FELLOW SAYING  &#8220;THIS IS AMAZING!\u00a0 HOW DO YOU DO IT AT YOUR AGE&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>HE ANSWERED, &#8220;YOU GOT TO KEEP THE OLD MOTOR  RUNNING.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>THE FOLLOWING YEAR THE YOUNG BRIDE GAVE BIRTH  AGAIN.<\/p>\n<p>THE SAME NURSE SAID, &#8220;YOU&#8217;RE AMAZING, HOW DO YOU DO IT&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>HE AGAIN SAID &#8220;YOU&#8217;VE GOT TO KEEP THE OLD MOTOR RUNNING&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>THE SAME THING HAPPENED THE NEXT YEAR.<\/p>\n<p>THE NURSE THEN SAID &#8220;WELL, WELL, WELL, YOU CERTAINLY ARE QUITE A MAN.<\/p>\n<p>HE RESPONDED, &#8220;YOU&#8217;VE GOT TO KEEP THAT OLD MOTOR RUNNING.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>THE NURSE SAID, &#8220;WELL YOU BETTER  CHANGE THE OIL, THIS ONE IS BLACK&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one came to me by email and I could not resist sharing it with you.\u00a0 Nothing like starting your day off with a little chuckle ya know. Age Matters HE IS 80, SHE IS 20. IT WAS THE TALK OF THE TOWN WHEN AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN MARRIED A 20 YEAR OLD GIRL. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/2009\/09\/15\/speaking-of-babies\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Speaking of babies&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,10,14],"tags":[63,523],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-family","category-healthfitness","tag-alicia-daniel","tag-life-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}