{"id":263,"date":"2009-08-04T13:41:45","date_gmt":"2009-08-04T18:41:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aliciadaniel.com\/?p=263"},"modified":"2009-08-04T13:41:45","modified_gmt":"2009-08-04T18:41:45","slug":"are-you-sick-of-angel-emails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/2009\/08\/04\/are-you-sick-of-angel-emails\/","title":{"rendered":"Are you sick of &#8216;Angel emails&#8217;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is by far the best &#8216;Angel email&#8217; I have ever received in my life.\u00a0 Gotta love it!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sick of angel emails?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>OK BE HONEST&#8230;how many of you REALLY ENJOY getting little angel love notes from every person in your address book? You know the ones with   &#8220;I love you so&#8230; here&#8217;s an angel&#8221; &#8230; and some mushy poem crap&#8230;.And like the cute wasn&#8217;t bad enough, they then THREATEN you with bad luck if you don&#8217;t send it on to others!!<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s my version:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Take the fairy dust:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-265\" title=\"image001(2)\" src=\"http:\/\/aliciadaniel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/image0012.jpg\" alt=\"image001(2)\" width=\"92\" height=\"153\" \/>Add it to one of those angels<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-266\" title=\"image002\" src=\"http:\/\/aliciadaniel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/image002.jpg\" alt=\"image002\" width=\"118\" height=\"201\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">And POOF!!!!&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-267\" title=\"image003\" src=\"http:\/\/aliciadaniel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/image003-277x300.jpg\" alt=\"image003\" width=\"277\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Now that&#8217;s my kind of Angel and he&#8217;s good luck because he probably made you smile.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>One for the girls :<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Now I lay me down to sleep<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I pray the Lord my shape to keep.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Please no wrinkles, Please no bags<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Please lift my butt before it sags.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Please no age spots, Please no gray<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">As for my belly, Please take it away.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Keep me healthy, Keep me young,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">And thank you Lord, For all you&#8217;ve done.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is by far the best &#8216;Angel email&#8217; I have ever received in my life.\u00a0 Gotta love it!! Sick of angel emails? OK BE HONEST&#8230;how many of you REALLY ENJOY getting little angel love notes from every person in your address book? You know the ones with &#8220;I love you so&#8230; here&#8217;s an angel&#8221; &#8230; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/2009\/08\/04\/are-you-sick-of-angel-emails\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Are you sick of &#8216;Angel emails&#8217;?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,20,28],"tags":[63,523],"class_list":["post-263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-life","category-rants-raves","tag-alicia-daniel","tag-life-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/allysondaniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}