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I love the gags that can be played around the little dachshund dog. Like the meme that goes around Facebook every now and then, of a dachshund puppy in a hot dog roll, like the photo below:<\/p>\n

\"Dacshund<\/a>
Dacshund hot dog (free clip art)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

And the joke about why did the cowboy adopt a dachsund?<\/p>\n

\"Why<\/a>
Why did the cowboy (free clip art)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I like looking at pet halloween costumes online and in stores, and I’m always amused by how cute they are, and find myself wishing that my own pets would tolerate wearing something like that. My experience, however, has been that my pets do their best to remove whatever article of clothing I try to put on them! So I’m afraid that for me, it would be an exercise in frustration, and a waste of money to buy the costume for my pets. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I love the gags that can be played around the little dachshund dog. Like the meme that goes around Facebook every now and then, of a dachshund puppy in a hot dog roll, like the photo below: And the joke about why did the cowboy adopt a dachsund? I like looking at pet halloween costumes … <\/p>\n

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