{"id":132,"date":"2015-05-05T08:00:33","date_gmt":"2015-05-05T13:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abbyvanburen.com\/?p=132"},"modified":"2018-03-26T02:15:44","modified_gmt":"2018-03-26T02:15:44","slug":"cinco-de-mayo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/abigailvanburen\/2015\/05\/05\/cinco-de-mayo\/","title":{"rendered":"Cinco De Mayo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">May the 5th<\/span> every year everyone who needs an excuse to drink and have fun uses this Mexican holiday as an excuse. Add this to <span style=\"color: #008000;\">St Patrick&#8217;s Day<\/span> and <em>New Years Eve<\/em> as days that I will not go out at all if I can help it. All of the armature drinkers are out and so are all of the cops looking to add to the DUI total for the day.<\/p>\n<p>There is no need for all of this nonsense, I can celebrate on July 12th just as well and will not be in jail for DUI. I hope every one is safe today and when I get home from work I will be safe indoors.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On May the 5th every year everyone who needs an excuse to drink and have fun uses this Mexican holiday as an excuse. Add this to St Patrick&#8217;s Day and New Years Eve as days that I will not go out at all if I can help it. All of the armature drinkers are out &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worpal.com\/abigailvanburen\/2015\/05\/05\/cinco-de-mayo\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Cinco De Mayo&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,6,12,14,15,16,19,20,21,23,25,26,27,29,30,31,35,36,38],"tags":[129,224,273,279,319,355,547,561,606],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","category-cars-and-trucks","category-food-and-cooking","category-general","category-health","category-holidays","category-life","category-local","category-money-matters","category-music-and-concerts","category-news","category-opinion","category-outdoors","category-politics","category-rant","category-recreation","category-technology","category-travel","category-weather","tag-celebrations","tag-drink","tag-food","tag-friends-2","tag-holiday","tag-legal","tag-technology-2","tag-travel","tag-work-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/abigailvanburen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/abigailvanburen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/abigailvanburen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/abigailvanburen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/abigailvanburen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/abigailvanburen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2660,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/abigailvanburen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions\/2660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/abigailvanburen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/abigailvanburen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worpal.com\/abigailvanburen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}